99 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets From Summer 2024
1. The Summer of Laughs
Summer 2024 brought us sunshine, beach days, and a ton of hilarious tweets. We’ve gathered some of the best ones to keep you laughing.
2. Tweet #1
“Is it even summer if you don’t spend half your paycheck on iced coffee?”
3. Tweet #2
“I just saw a guy mowing his lawn in flip-flops. That’s the energy I’m bringing into this season.”
4. Tweet #3
“Me: I should travel this summer. Also me: *spends entire vacation budget on snacks*”
5. Tweet #4
“Summer is great until you realize that sweating is your new full-time job.”
6. Tweet #5
“Why do mosquitoes love me so much? I’m not that sweet!”
7. Tweet #6
“My summer body is ready. Ready to stay under a fan with ice cream.”
8. Tweet #7
“Beach hair, don’t care. Actually, I do care. Sand is everywhere!”
9. Tweet #8
“Who needs a gym membership when you can just walk outside and melt?”
10. Tweet #9
“Summer is all fun and games until you sit on a hot car seat. Ouch!”
11. Tweet #10
“The best part of summer? Ice cream for dinner. No regrets.”
12. Tweet #11
“If summer had a warning label, it would say: ‘Caution: May cause excessive happiness and sunburns.’”
13. Tweet #12
“Every summer: ‘I’m going to get so tan!’ Reality: ‘Why am I a lobster?’”
14. Tweet #13
“Just saw someone jogging in this heat. Are they okay? Should we call someone?”
15. Tweet #14
“Summer plan: Travel. Actual summer: Naps and Netflix.”
16. Tweet #15
“I scream, you scream, we all scream because it’s too hot!”
17. Tweet #16
“Sun’s out, fun’s out! Time to turn my backyard into a mini resort.”
18. Tweet #17
“My favorite summer activity? Complaining about how hot it is.”
19. Tweet #18
“Summer fashion tip: Wear whatever keeps you cool. Style can wait till fall.”
20. Tweet #19
“Why do I buy cute summer clothes when I just end up in a tank top and shorts every day?”
21. Tweet #20
“Heatwave survival tip: Become one with the AC.”
22. Tweet #21
“This summer, I’m chasing sunsets and avoiding bug bites.”
23. Tweet #22
“Every summer: ‘I’ll get fit.’ Also every summer: ‘Pass the chips.’”
24. Tweet #23
“Pool days are the best days. Except when you forget sunscreen.”
25. Tweet #24
“Life hack: Freeze grap