You can order just about anything from Amazon these days. Embarrassing stuff that you’d rather not buy in person. Funky gadgets specifically designed for your kitchen. Things that look questionable but are actually completely innocent.
And now, just straight-up weird stuff. Products that you didn’t even think existed — but they totally do, and you totally want them.
We hope you find these products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words is a participant in the Amazon affiliate program and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.
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If you live with someone who shaves their face, you know the frustration of finding tiny beard hairs all over your bathroom sink. This clever invention catches all those whiskers so they can be disposed of easily.
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It’s floss that’s flavored like bacon. It’s crazy, but it just might work. Your dentist will certainly thank you.
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You might be thinking that you have no use for a sweatband with the “party in the back” half a mullet attached to it. That’s where you’re wrong, friend. You need this.
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Most of the bacteria that cause bad breath are on your tongue, and your toothbrush doesn’t do a great job of getting them all. These tongue scrapers do, though!
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I mean, obviously you want a Nicolas Cage pillowcase. I don’t need to convince you of this. You know it to be true. It’ll be the national treasure of your home.
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Stick one of these reusable pads exactly where you’re assuming it goes, and, um, let ‘er rip. They’re embedded with charcoal which neutralizes odors.
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Place the Baby Feet plastic socks over your feet for an hour, and in a few days, your dead, calloused skin will slough off, revealing the baby-soft feet you’ve always wanted.
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‘Cause you totally can. Apparently, they’re excellent garden predators who will munch on pests like aphids and thrips. Or you can send them to someone as a prank. I’m not here to tell you how to live your life.
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Finally, you can fulfill your dream of being wrapped into a burrito! This microfiber blanket is super soft and plush. It’s also a great way to stay cozy while also being dressed up as food.
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Wearing a winter hat is smart, but wearing a winter hat with a built-in beard? Absolutely genius. After all, you want to keep your face warm, too! If you can’t grow a beard, this hat literally has you covered.
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You know what’s cooler than an elf? An elf who listens to sweet tunes. These earbuds have soft elf ears attached to them so you can dress up while you enjoy your jams.
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With none of the calories! Who doesn’t want the taste of bacon on their lips at all times? Nobody. That’s who.
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Need a hand? How about five of them? I’ll be honest, I don’t know exactly what you could use these for, but I think they’re a smart purchase all the same. High 25!
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Use one side for your butt and the other for your face. It’s as simple as that. Never wonder about where your bar of soap has been again.
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Animals are great, but farting animals? Come on. Way better. Every single picture in this coloring book features an animal overcome with flatulence. If that doesn’t sound like something that should be in your home, I just don’t know what to tell you.
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Look at it this way: Your coworkers probably won’t want to steal this one from your desk. That’s something!
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Spoon rests are great because they keep your countertops from getting covered in sauce. Ravioli spoon rests are great because they’re shaped like ravioli!
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I’m guessing that before today, you probably didn’t know such a thing existed. Well, it does. This purse features a small pocket that can hold your phone, keys, and wallet, but the real draw is the design itself. It’s a cat’s butt! You probably knew that already, though.
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No outfit is complete without a pair of underpants made specifically for your hands. Dress them up or down depending on the occasion!
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You like yodeling. You like pickles. But have you ever thought to combine the two?! This is a great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle. Batteries are included!
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This Korean rubber mask is called “Firming Lover” so you pretty much know it’s gonna be good. It includes a moisturizing serum and the mask itself. Leave the mask on for 30–40 minutes for best results.
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A bowtie is a very classy look. If it’s made of wood, it really takes things up a notch! Also? Much easier to “tie.”
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We’ve all got “Crap To Do” and “Crap To Buy.” Why not keep track of it on a fun note pad?
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What more could you possibly want? It provides a feline bonding experience like you wouldn’t believe. You might not want to use it in public, though.
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Add your icing to the pencil then press down on the eraser to dispense it. This is a great way to get some extra detail in your cake or cupcake decorations.
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Hardboiled eggs are an excellent source or protein. Hardboiled eggs shaped like dinosaur skulls are an excellent source of entertainment.
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The bag includes a mixture of grasshoppers, crickets, silkworms, and Sago worms, all of which have been boiled and dehydrated (rather than fried). If you’ve ever wanted to try eating bugs, now’s the time.
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Squeeze pig. Suck up egg yolk. It’s as easy as that. If you have to separate eggs, you might as well do it with something cute, right?
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Place this silicone steamer lid on top of a bowl of veggies and pop the whole thing in the microwave. Then, have fun watching the steam come out of the pig’s nostrils!
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We all know that the marshmallows are the best part of a bowl of cereal, so why not have a bowl of just marshmallows? Well, you’re an adult with money. Now you can.
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The red clay also absorbs odors, keeping your feet feeling good and smelling fresh.
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This listing is for a set of six light-up corks. They can be recharged to keep the party going.
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You say you like gummy bears, but do you love them enough to eat one that weighs 5 whole pounds? I believe in you.
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Stick some cheese in the Fondoodler, heat it up, and voila! You can now draw and write with the cheese, or use it to add some structural integrity to your cracker castle.
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The Airzooka blows a harmless ball of air at any target. It’s sure to blow your friends away.
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If you ever need to slice a bunch of grapes (or grape tomatoes!) in a hurry, this gadget is the ideal tool. Pop a grape in, push the plunger down, and your grapes are magically halved.
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Sure, you could use your teeth to remove the corn kernels from the cob, but wouldn’t this be way more fun?
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