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Fashion photographer, accused sexual assault assailant, and “tampon tea” connoisseur Terry Richardson is going to be a dad. Over the weekend, he and girlfriendAlexandra “Skinny” Bolotow celebrated the upcoming birth of their twins by throwing a baby shower, and in true Richardson style he ditched the traditional for the explicitly offensive.

Richardson’s Instagram account reveals the couple went for a full-blown penis theme, forgoing the usual pastels and baby animals and replacing them with items like penis-patterned tablecloths.

A photo posted by Terry Richardson (@terryrichardson) on Jan 11, 2016 at 12:45pm PST

Condoms in custom-designed wrappers were readily available, presumably as party favors.

A photo posted by Terry Richardson (@terryrichardson) on Jan 11, 2016 at 3:54pm PST

And, naturally, Richardson (known for his nude photographs and for often being naked himself) chose an anatomically correct cake.

Such a fun baby shower yesterday! We were so touched by all the love and good vibes (and this great cake!)

A photo posted by Terry Richardson (@terryrichardson) on Jan 11, 2016 at 1:36pm PST

The graphic decorations and catering are bound to offend and shock some people (likely the point). But given the cookie-cutter convention of traditional baby showers, others may see the theme as liberating, even inspiring. If you are among those who dig this unconventional approach, here are some tips for recreating a shower of this nature for yourself.

1) Decorations

If you think that Richardson’s baby shower looks a lot like a bachelorette party, that’s probably because the decorations are, indeed, designed for bachelorettes. The Bachelorette Party Superstore sells many products in the “Let’s Party!” line of decorations featured in Richardson’s Instagram photo. They are currently all sold out of the tablecloths, paper plates, and favor bags, but perhaps that’s just an indication of Richardson’s influence.

For decorating your off-color baby shower, you might want to peruse the bachelorette aisle of your local party shop. You’ll find plenty of penis-themed decorations there.

But if you don’t quite find what you’re looking for, don’t be afraid to get creative and DIY.

2) Food

It goes without saying that, if you’re going to have a truly irreverent baby shower, you’re going to need to buy or bake a graphically decorated cake. If the more than 1,500#vaginacake posts on Instagram are any indication, such cakes are actually quite the trend, even among people who might not normally lump themselves in with the likes of Richardson.

When choosing your cake, you’ll want to decide whether you want a basic vulva made from icing…

…or if you prefer one that emulates actual childbirth.

#vaginacake #posterior #fullydilated #bucketlist?

A photo posted by Wifey ~ K.B.M.E. (@kinimama) on Nov 7, 2015 at 7:40pm PST

Whichever your pleasure, Wicked Goodies has an excellent tutorial on how to bake and design your own.

3) Party Games

It’s always fun to take a traditional party game and turn it on its side. In the case of a non-traditional baby shower, this might mean playing a round of Pin the Sperm on the Ovaries.

Pin the sperm on the ovaries hahah!! #cousin #manshower #ovaries #egg #sperm #hilarious #shitgotmessy

A photo posted by Curtis Hargrove (@chargrove15) on Feb 21, 2015 at 10:22pm PST

There are also the gross-out games that really prepare new parents for what they should expect in those early months. For those who have strong stomachs, Guess the Pooptypically played with melted chocolatesis another favorite.

Shower games for our first Status Labs baby! #guessthepoop #happyfriday

A photo posted by Courtney Rose (@fitz_liftz) on Sep 11, 2015 at 10:28am PDT

Go forth and host your wildly inappropriate baby shower: There’s no need to stick with traditions that don’t speak to you, and it never hurts to laugh a bit before embarking on the serious responsibilities of parenthood.

As for Richardson and Bolotow’s twins, they are due this spring. Let’s hope they’ll be prepared for the inevitable day when they stumble upon their father’s Instagram.

Screengrab via TerryRichardsonTV/YouTube

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