Lately this feeling or maybe its a thought whats the difference great another thing to think about add it to the list. Hard. To feel. Sure about anything its in the CUPBOARD. NEXT TO THE MOUTHWASH. Can she not hear me why cant she hear me DID YOU FIND IT?
This thought-feeling or whatever cant quite grasp it yet but has something to do with ITS IN THE CUPBOARD is she messing with me? The CUPBOARD, next to the MOUTHWASH shes messing with me NO, HONEY, SORRY, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS THING? SURE I CAN PACK THE LUNCHES TODAY why cant she just pack the lunches today why do you have to do everything? Allison needs her CLARINET TODAY OK just WAIT A MINUTE OK TRYING to use THE THING. From THE COMPANY, YES.
OK, is this even working says its working doesnt feel like it. Plug this in here and that thing goes there supposed to see a flashing green light and nothing HUH OK maybe the other port. This kind of thing never. The first completely hands-free, direct interface for such and such oh duh youre a dum-dum thats why. Its not even on. Wheres the switch is that it this PIECE OF CRAP doesnt even
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>> 7:22 am
> Oh shit its working? Its working you just thought that and thats the thing you thought there it is, on the screen WHOA hmm thats a weird font you hate that font you didnt even realize you hated that font until you saw that you hated that font. Now you can see yourself realizing that in real time how much you hate that font which makes you sort of hate it less? Thats how your brain works you dont care about what you think but sometimes you do care but only if you know what you think and this way you see what you think about something and no way. Yes way. No way. But you do. But did you? You dont know. This is weird this is scary this is weird and a little scary.
> Maybe you should change the interface so you dont have to read your thoughts unless you want to
> Drop-down menu. Options. View thought feed.
Only When Refreshed
> Only When Refreshed. So you have CRAP
> CRAPCRAPCRAP YOURE LATE FOR WORK CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP.
>> 7:55 am
> Youre always late youre not good enough theyre going to fire you everyone hates you. Theyre going to fire you because everyone hates you and because everyone hates you after youre fired theyre going to have a party. A hate party to celebrate their collective shared passion of having hate for you. Youre even more late now theyre probably all at work already talking about you having coffee and talking about you and flirting with each other over coffee and sipping coffee while savoring the taste in their mouths the taste of hate for you.