Here at Twitchy part of our job besides making fun of cranky, dense Leftists is to cover the various interesting and or hilarious things people tweet about. Believe it or not, there is more to Twitter than politics …
We KNOW, we forget this sometimes, especially when politics has become more entertainment than even Hollywood.
This thread from a gal who tried to help save a crow is quite honestly one of the funniest things this editor has read in a long time and a nice break from all of the shaking fists in politics.
How Twitter disintegrates a soul, in four screenshots: pic.twitter.com/pveRM4f5Zm
— Lee May 🚮 (@new_waster) March 23, 2019
You can see her slowly losing faith in humanity … and somehow she makes it funny.
We hope the crow is ok.
HA HA HA HA HA.
I think “optimal crow nutrition” is probably the best thing I’ve read on here.
— sans culottes (@tfletch2) March 24, 2019
Surely there’s a Reddit thread out there on this topic.
I’m pretty sure the crow would appreciate oatmeal more than poisoned rat
— kaua-e-aru-hīrere (@thelittlepakeha) March 24, 2019
— Walt Falbo (@WaltFalbo) March 24, 2019
Candy as*es would have been good too.
Looking online it says uncooked oatmeal might actually be an ok food source for birds. Sort of makes this funnier.
— Varus (@Quintus_varus) March 24, 2019
Here we go.
That last screenshot has killed me.
‘Jabronis’ is funny.
‘Thesis statement on optimal crow nutrition’ is funnier.
Both of them in the same sentence is priceless
— Tim (@SeriouslyTim) March 24, 2019
This is why we can’t have nice things
— MKE is the Life for me (@MKEthelife4me) March 24, 2019
Twitter is basically Reddit in a different format.
— Shooter mcgavin (@Hack46527636) March 24, 2019
Or Reddit is Twitter in a different format.
I bet was doxxed by crows-they are quite intelligent y’know.
That person sounds a bit EXCITABLE. Imagine if the gray squirrels were after him…
— Miss Bad Example (@Kerry91756735) March 24, 2019
So it’s the CROWS who are to blame.
We knew it!
You messed with squirrels Morty. pic.twitter.com/F2PGjMbKW3
— Poker and Politics (@PokerPolitics) March 24, 2019