The British retailer B&M posted a job application recently to…wait for it…be a “chicken nugget connoisseur.”
Cancel everything and buy a plane ticket for the next flight to Merseyside? I don’t know where that is, but I’m in.
The experience listed on the application is the best part:
I for one will vouch for curly fries over chips until my dying day.
The catch? You’re only paid £25 (or about $34) per month. And it’s in vouchers to spend at B&M stores. But it’s fine. It’ll be fine!
If you’re ready to make your dreams come true, you can apply here.