These are seriously impressive. We wish we were joking.
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Damn, Firebox, back at it again with the creepy personalized gifts. 

Firebox is a London-based online retailer known for their super-weird yet super-funny items. A few months ago, we covered their heartwarmingly creepy collection of gifts with giant faces on them: pillows and suitcases were among those items. And now, they’ve returned with another giant face gift that is literally too sweet to hate: lollipops. (I mean, would you expect anything less from Firebox?)

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The Face Licker is a handmade lollipop, molded into a life-size version of whatever face you’d like — just submit a photo and add descriptions for hair color, eye color, and other important details. Each lolly is made from scratch and carefully assembled, so you can count on your Face Licker’s facial features being pretty accurate. 

Though they look like they’d be made of chocolate, they’re actually a yummy tutti-frutti flavor — so that pretty face probably won’t last long. Whether you’re a complete narcissist and have been dying to lick your own face or you want the chance to lick your celebrity crush’s face (without getting all up intheir personal space), now you can.

Here’s how they’re born:

Willy Wonka is shook.

If you’re in need of a birthday gift for a friend and want something more unique than a gift card, here’s your answer. Personalize a Face Licker for yourself or send one as the best (or most terrifying) gift ever for $56.79 each. (A note from Firebox: There are limitations to lollipops as an art form. Your lollipop will look as much like the submitted person as is possible through the medium of candy. )

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