Hard candies
You are a senior citizen, or at the very least, youre the senior citizen of your friend group. If youre the kind of person who favors Werthers original hard candies, or thinks Cherry Ludens are the bees’ knees, then chances are you have voluntarily called something the cats pajamas, cant figure out how Facebook messaging works, and deleted Snapchat months ago because it got too many weirdly nuanced functions that you had no interest in figuring out.
Dark chocolate
You have refined tastes. You dont have a sweet tooth per se, but you enjoy a nice dessert here and there, and probably also enjoy earthy red wine and a well-made cocktail. You arent an impulsive, instant gratification-type person. Instead, you enjoy things slowly without overindulging. But even though youre moderate, you like to treat yourself occasionally.
Hersheys Chocolate
You want to be more concerned with quality, but youre busy and scatterbrained, and ultimately, it means youll just grab a chocolate bar that tastes like it was made with subtle hints of plastic. Its not that youre deluding yourself into thinking its Ghirardelli, its that youre totally okay with the fact that its just okay rather than great. Your chocolate-on-the-go pick just isnt top of mind, and youd rather concern yourself with other things.
M&Ms
You are a child at heart. You appreciate M&M’s because they remind you that some things in life are still sugar coated, which is just comforting on so many levels. Not only that, but you firmly believe in the mood-boasting powers of peanut M&M’s, which means you can find pleasure in the small, simple things in life.
Kinder Bueno Bars
You wish you lived abroad.
Take 5
You really want to make it clear that you are NOT mainstream, okay? You’re different. You’re an to Reese’s. You are more complex, and want your peanut butter and chocolate treats to have depth and layers and, well, pretzel pieces. You believe that you – and the people around you – are special and each have something unique to contribute to the world.
Reeses Pieces, Cups, or Sticks
You are interesting and all, but you still like to play it safe. You want things to be comfortable and relaxed, and you are the type of person who is reliable and likes to surround themselves with other positive and reliable people. You are a lot of people’s go-to gal/guy at work, and as a friend and confidante.
Gummy Bears
You’re ridiculously fun, and people just love to have you around. You’re positive, bright, and optimistic. You’re attracted to other people with the same enthusiasm, but also spread yours, and love to share your good energy with everyone else.
Starbursts
You have very specific preferences and like things a certain way. You’re someone who thinks in a compartmentalized way, and favors logic over emotion. You were the type of kid who liked to sort out all your candy on Halloween, and count the different varieties and then make a list with all the sugary totals. You were very cool as a child.
Pop Rocks
You are nostalgic as hell. You are constantly reminiscing with friends and thinking about the good times you used to have. You stay friends with your exes, and you like to talk with your parents about the past, and the things you used to do when you were a kid. You miss simpler times – like the times before the speculation that pop rocks should be taken off the market because they’re straight-up dangerous.
Aero
You’re Canadian.
Snickers
You love when a lot of things are going on – both in your candy bars, and in life. You don’t want things to be too plain, you want them to be action packed. You love cooking elaborate meals, planning activity-filled vacations, having tons of games to offer people when they come over, and entertaining people. You’re fun-loving, and you don’t ever, ever want to lead a boring life.
