Not to freak you out, but … we’re all about to be in a long-term relationship, whether we like it or not.
We’ll be forced to meet their parents. Their photos will dominate our Facebook newsfeeds for months, and they’ll probably break our hearts at some point after we’ve given them nothing but support.
I’m talking about the outcome of the 2016 presidential election, of course.
But with so many candidates, how can you be sure you’ve found your special one? The one who likes the things you like and believes in the things you believe in? The one that’s worth waiting hours outside a public library or school cafeteria to vote for? If you’re going to be stuck with this person for the next four to eight years, surely that’s not a decision to be taken lightly, right?
The good news is, thanks to dating app Tinder, all it takes is a few swipes to make the choice that’s right for you.
GIF via Fox News.
Then there’s Hillary Clinton.
If you’re looking for a woman who will explore the world with you (instead of, say, staying home and baking cookies), Hillary’s your gal. Although, to be fair, there might be some trust issues.
GIF via ABC News.
Ah, Bernie Sanders.
He’s the hip guy at the party who’s been cool forever, but (for some reason) everyone’s just now noticing. Don’t be surprised if he promises you the world and can’t follow through, though.
GIF via Bloomberg Politics.
Ted Cruz certainly isn’t for everyone.
But if you’re an old school-type when it comes to going steady, Ted might be your guy. If you two settle down and buy a house, he might give your new neighbors some trouble though, FYI.
GIF via Babalu Blog.
Donald Trump would be … an acquired taste.
If you’re someone who appreciates a good-sized bank account, Donald’s the man. He doesn’t, however, have the best reputation among the ladies (hm, maybe because of this, this, and this).
GIF via CNN.
So … are you ready to take the plunge?
Yeah? Hooray! Get to Tindering! Or, if you’re not the dating app kind, find out how to register to vote here.
Not ready yet? That’s OK! This is a big commitment. Learn more about the candidates here.
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